For those unaware what a Bag ‘O Crap is or why I would want one, they are more than just crap, it’s a bragging right. The popular online retail site Woot.com offers a limited inventory of them about once a month. Devotees around the world literally horde them and shut the site down within minutes, and only those devoted enough to hitting F5 at exactly 12:00 a.m. get the opportunity to have quality crap delivered to them about two weeks later.

I was fortunate to get one during their last Woot Off, barely getting my grubby little hands on one before the server choked. Now normally, the Bags weigh in about 3 pounds and range from a hard drive to spices. This was not a typical BoC.

It appears I have found the “different” Box/Bag ‘O Crap. After taking FOREVER to get here, my 25.5 pound BoC made it’s appearance in Brookfield, IL. My wife informed me, while I was at work, that my box had arrived and sent me a picture:

I asked her if there was any other markings, to which she sent me:

A vacuum? Really? Can’t be. Let the cat investigate:

And now the unveiling: