Crap, I got a box of it!

Can you believe it? I managed to get my grubby little paws on yet ANOTHER officially sanction, completely disappointing Woot! Bag ‘O Crap. That’s right I said it. High expectations, a historic blizzard, plus delayed delivery made for quite the unboxing.

Thanks again Woot! Here’s hoping I get two more this year to make my total five!

The best part of the whole thing? TWO howling, flying monkeys. That means I can start my bounty hunting wall!

Bag 'O Crap the Third

So here’s the loot:

  • Two flying howling, screaming monkeys
  • 2-pack of As Seen on TV Aqua Globes
  • Two Nuby baby bottles
  • One pair of wrap around ear warmers
  • Eye Clops projector carrying case

My Second Bag/Box ‘O Crap via Woot!

For those unaware what a Bag ‘O Crap is or why I would want one, they are more than just crap, it’s a bragging right. The popular online retail site Woot.com offers a limited inventory of them about once a month. Devotees around the world literally horde them and shut the site down within minutes, and only those devoted enough to hitting F5 at exactly 12:00 a.m. get the opportunity to have quality crap delivered to them about two weeks later.

I was fortunate to get one during their last Woot Off, barely getting my grubby little hands on one before the server choked. Now normally, the Bags weigh in about 3 pounds and range from a hard drive to spices. This was not a typical BoC.

It appears I have found the “different” Box/Bag ‘O Crap. After taking FOREVER to get here, my 25.5 pound BoC made it’s appearance in Brookfield, IL. My wife informed me, while I was at work, that my box had arrived and sent me a picture:

I asked her if there was any other markings, to which she sent me:

A vacuum? Really? Can’t be. Let the cat investigate:

And now the unveiling:

  • Gold’s Gym Bag
  • Sylvania Music Sharing Kit
  • iPod Nano Lanyard/Earphones
  • A FREAKING Shark Professional Canister-Vac
WOW. Thanks Woot!

Falafel Without the Fry

As my wife will attest, I’m a huge fan of the Food Network, but there are a few hosts who drive me up the wall. Among them are Rachel Ray and her magical, self-stocking pantry, Paula Dean and her bone-chilling laugh, and Sandra Lee with her “oh so easy” tablescapes. But when I saw that she had a new show, Sandra’s Money Saving Meals, I had to see exactly how much money she was going to be able to save me.

First opinions were less then impressive, but her second show featured a batch of meat-free recipes that really intrigued me: black bean burgers, garden patch pizza, and a chickpea salad. Her bonus recipe converted the leftover chickpea salad into a quick-baked falafel. Here’s my take on it.

Baked Veggie Falafels

2 cans chickpeas, drained and rinsed
3 small / 2 medium carrots, grated
1 yellow onion, diced
4Tablespoons flour
3 Tablespoons olive oil
3 Tablespoons lemon juice
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon kosher salt
½ teaspoon black pepper
½ teaspoon garlic powder

Preheat oven to 400F and place an empty baking sheet on the middle rack.

Combine all the ingredients, except flour and baking soda, in a food processor. Pulse until a coarse mixture forms. Add the flour and baking soda. Pulse to combine.

Remove hot pan from the oven and coat with non-stick spray. Form mixture into into walnut sized balls with your hands or a disher, placing them on the baking sheet. Slightly flatten the balls into patties on the baking sheet.

Bake for 20 to 25 minutes, turning after 12 minutes. Bake till golden brown and crusty.

Serve on a pita with fresh tomatoes, onions, cucumbers and tzatziki.

Cake I Say!

Anyone who knows me, knows that there are three things in my life that I couldn’t live without: beer, music and Food Network. Well, I got a chance to combine all three at Double Door with good friends, food and music.

Chicago based Grape Juice Records is celebrating their fifth anniversary of supporting great music regardless of genre. With acts from folk to poprock, Grape Juice decided to celebrate by having a concert.  They booked their roster of artists, and added some special guests. One of their most recent additions to the label is the Baltimore  based …Soihadto…, featuring Ace of Cakes star Duff Goldman. His band, along with seven others of the Grape Juice family took the stage.

Highlight of the night? Was it the free beer? No. The three Ace of Cakes stars that each made a musical appearance? No.
(Yes, Duff, Geof and Elena all took the stage that night)

Ace of Cakes: Geof, Aaron and Ves

The highlight, much like any party, was the birthday cake. Ever since I found out that this event was to feature a Charm City Cakes creation, all I wanted was cake. Duncan Hines wouldn’t do. Even birthday cake of my couldn’t compare. It was Ace of Cakes or nothing!
Ace of Cakes for dessert

Needless to say, I got my cake, I meet some of the coolest characters on Food Network, and I even got to help move the birthday cake. I caught …Soihadto…, The Squaaks (featuring Charm City designer Elena Fox) and a rare acoustic performance by personality extraordinaire Geof Manthorne. It was a crazy night, and I loved every minute of it.

Oh, there was free beer too!

My Duck Fat Fried Birthday

My wife took me to Hot Doug’s for my birthday. I’ve been wanting for quite a while to take the venture up north. Who doesn’t love a good heart stopping birthday present?! Turns out that it was a lot closer than we thought. In fact, we’ve been going to shows for years just down the street and never knew it was this close.

Hot Doug’s has been featured on numerous television shows, podcasts, and documentaries on extreme foods. While Hot Doug’s is a its roots a hot dog stand, it’s far from everyday.

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SxSW: The Drive to Austin

Here we go, on our way to Austin. It’s 2 am and we literally just crossed into Oklahoma. My cold is in full force and I’m hoping it’s only due to the late hour. Here’s to hoping.

On the schedule? Not quite sure yet. It all depends on when we get into town, but the GPS shows us at 10:20 am right now. But I have a feeling we’ll be taking  a nap break soon.

Shows we’re excited to hopefully see this week:

  • Last Fast Action
  • Semi-Precious Weapons
  • Kill the Alarm
  • Shiny Toy Guns
  • Lights
  • The Airborne Toxic Event
  • Anberlin

Hopefully more videos and updates to come!

A Chocolaty Drizzle

The other night my wife had a sudden craving for something sweet and chocolaty. Unfortunately, it was almost 10 p.m. and brownies aren’t really on our diet. For some reason, the idea for chocolate covered pretzels popped into my head which was quickly followed by my not wanting to make the mess that this sweet treat requires.

So what’s as sweet, salty and crunchy as chocolate covered pretzels without the mess? Chocolate DRIZZLED pretzels. Yes, lay them out, throw some chocolate, wait and eat.

Here’s how I did it:

What you need

  • 8 oz. milk or semi-sweet chocolate chips
  • 1/3 – 1/2 bag of your favorite unflavored, salted pretzels
  • 3/4 cup water

Lay out the pretzels in a single layer on a sheet pan lined with wax or parchment paper.

Place a small sauce pan over medium-low heat with the water. When the water reaches a simmer, place a small to medium glass or metal bowl over the simmer water. Put the chocolate chips in the bowl and stir ever two to three minutes. If you have a candy thermometer, use it and look for a temperature around 120F to 130F. Around 110F, or when most of the chips have melted, turn off the heat and let the remaining steam finish melting the chocolate. Stir for one minute to bring all the chocolate together.

Pour the chocolate into a zip-top sandwich bag and squeeze any air out. Snip a corner from the bottom of the bag and drizzle over the pretzels. Go left to right over the whole pan, the repeat up and down, being sure to cover every pretzel.

Pop the pan into the refrigerator for 30 minutes or 10 minutes in the freezer if you’re impatient like my wife and I. Remove when set, break apart and enjoy. Store leftovers in an airtight container, but there will most likely not be any left for tomorrow.

Needless to say, these hit the spot. My wife’s twitter friends have even been stalking her hoping to get their hands on some.

A One Second Ad for an Ad

The Super Bowl is one of the most watched television programs outside of American Idol or the Olympics. As much as we watch for the game, we know why we watch – the classic advertisements. Past classic include the Budweiser Frogs, the Wassuup, GoDaddy’s wardrobe malfunction and more. But the shocker this year for me was not the Super Bowl advertisement itself, instead, it was a radio ad I heard one week earlier.

Miller purchased a one second advertisement during Super Bowl 34. Plain and simple: http://www.1secondad.com/. But what amazed me was that they were actually advertising their Super Bowl ad on the radio instead of their product. Sure, their radio advertisement mentioned their brand name and promoted their product, but their goal was to get people to talk about their unconventional advertisement. And guess what? I’m talking about it.

Just another example of our current economic situation and how businesses large and small are adapting. For the first time since I can remember, my local radio station is advertising to advertisers. A drive home from Indiana left billboards blank, one after the other. Papers are thinner, television is populated by infomercials, and even some television stations are shutting down at night.

So what’s the next one second advertisement? Is it an ad? A website? A bracelet?